June has arrived along with the start of summer, bringing long and warm days filled with sunshine, upcoming vacations, and enjoyable moments with loved ones.
To kick off this season on a positive note, I’m excited to share 90 of the most uplifting, clever, and humorous June quotes with you.
I hope you discover something here that brings happiness to both yourself and those you cherish.
Funny June Quotes and Sayings for a Joyful Start to Summer
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
– Al Bernstein
“It is better to be a young June bug than an old bird of paradise.”
– Mark Twain
“If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.”
– Bernard Williams
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
“A cold in the head in June is an immoral thing.”
– L.M. Montgomery
“It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.”
– Bill Watterson
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
– Russell Baker
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
– Walter Winchell
“June is bustin’ out all over.”
– Oscar Hammerstein II
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before it’s June. My goodness, how the time has flown. How did it get so late so soon?”
– Dr. Seuss
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
– Anne Fadiman
“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.”
– Jane Austen
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
– Taylor Swift
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
– Mark Twain
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“June is the gateway to summer.”
– Jean Hersey
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
– Michelle Franklin
“I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June.”
– L.M. Montgomery
Short and Funny June Quotes
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!”
– Chris Pratt
“June suns, you cannot store them.”
– A.E. Housman
“Lots of people go mad in January. Not as many as in May, of course. Nor June.”
– Karen Joy Fowler
“And what is so rare as a day in June? Then, if ever, come perfect days.”
– James Russell Lowell
“In summer, the song sings itself.”
– William Carlos Williams
“And since all this loveliness cannot be Heaven, I know in my heart it is June.”
– Abba Woolson
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“I realized June had never been just a month.”
– Sanober Khan
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“It is June. I am tired of being brave.”
– Anne Sexton
“Summertime and the livin’ is easy.”
– George Gershwin
Hilarious June Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
– Rita Rudner
“June comes in with roses in her hand, but very often, with a thick shawl on her shoulders, and a bad cold in her head.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
“Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less, and vacation MORE!!”
– Lea Mishell
“Summer is not obligatory. We can start an infernally hard jigsaw puzzle in June with the knowledge that, if there are enough rainy days, we may just finish it by Labor Day.”
– Nancy Gibbs
“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
– Frank Tyger
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing – nine-tenths paying.”
– Arnold Glasow
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.”
– Salman Rushdie
“If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
– April Mae Monterrosa
“It was always the view of my parents… that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”
– Ian McEwan
“Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.”
– Brian Wilson
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
– Katie Lee
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
– Catherine Pulsifer
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
Funny and Inspirational June Quotes for Your Instagram and Letter Board
“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.”
– Jimmy Buffett
“Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.”
– Jenny Han
“Summer officially starts in June, which is when I officially start complaining about the heat.”
– Sandra Shea
“I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.”
– Kellie Elmore
“Green was the silence, wet was the light, the month of June trembled like a butterfly.”
– Pablo Neruda
“At midnight, in the month of June, I stand beneath the mystic moon.”
– Edgar Allan Poe
“It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine… it’s summertime!”
– Kenny Chesney
“Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.”
– Yoko Ono
“June has never looked more beautiful than she does now, unadorned and honest, vulnerable yet invincible.”
– Marie Lu
“Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“One benefit of summer was that each day we had more light to read by.”
– Jeannette Walls
“I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
“One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter.”
– Henry David Thoreau
“June had drawn out every leaf on the trees.”
– Virginia Woolf
“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.”
– The Beatles
“June is nature’s way of reminding you that you forgot to buy sunscreen. Just like last year.”
– Unknown
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
– Anton Chekhov
“When I feel the heat, I see the light.”
– Everett Dirksen
“I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.”
– Rosamund Pike
“Make use of the sun while it shines.”
– Danish Proverb
“I love June because it’s socially acceptable to do absolutely nothing and blame it on the weather.”
– Jim Harper
Funny Father’s Day Quotes That Will Bring a Smile to Your Family
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
– Mark Twain
“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”
– Steve Martin
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
– Charles Wadsworth
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’”
– Jerry Lewis
“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
– Martin Mull
“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”
– Bob Odenkirk
“Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
“Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really.”
– Dave Barry
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
– Jon Stewart
“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
– Ray Romano
“Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.”
– Jim Gaffigan
“Never underestimate kids’ tenacity. Raising a child is like wrestling a small but relentless opponent.”
– Stephen Colbert
“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“Even though I’m proud my dad invented the rearview mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”
– Stewart Francis
“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”
– Al Unser
“On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven visiting Daddy’s freedom.”
– Ryan Reynolds
“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
– Rita Rudner
“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
– Spike Milligan
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.”
– John Wilmot